(Source: unclefather)

  • Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
  • Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room

onemultiplefandom:

bitchesaloud:

plot twist

THIS WAS THE CUTEST PLOT TWIST EVER

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot

(Source: notjackwhite)

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

(Source: cool-ass-shit)

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix